Howard started off the show saying that he was sitting there listening to the new Amy Fisher porno. He said that he had a revelation listening to that. He said that she's such a turn off to that kind of thing that he gets what a ''porn star'' means now. He said that she sounds like an amateur and she's doing an impression of a porn star. Artie said she seems to be a worthless human being.
Howard played some of the audio from the porno which is called ''Totally Nude and Exposed.'' JD had come in to tell him the name of the movie and kind of mumbled out the ''totally'' so they goofed on him about that for a minute.
Howard said that you require talent to be a porn star. Howard said he didn't get that until he heard this clip this morning. Howard said it makes sense now. He has a new respect for real porn stars now. He said that when you listen to it she sounds like she's saying the right things, she just doesn't have that thing that makes her a star.
In the clip Amy is talking to someone about what she wanted to do and she sounds like a robot reading her lines. Robin said that it sounds like she's reading off a teleprompter. she was also sitting in front of a fire and there was crackling going on behind her. Howard picked up on that and said that it was really annoying.
Howard played more of the audio and asked ''aren't you supposed to be in jail?'' as he was listening. Artie said that she sounds like Wood Yee to him. He also said that she looks hot but then you hear her and don't want to go near her.
Howard said he had some of Amy doing phone sex too. He played that clip and Amy picks up and tries to do the phone sex thing. Artie said that even the phone was a bad actor. It had an odd ring. Howard said he figures the guy on the other line is asking her ''Aren't you the shithead who shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco?''
Howard reenacted the scene as if he were the guy on the other end of the phone call. He was telling her she should go to jail as she was getting all worked up. He had Artie laughing his ass off. Artie got in on that and threw out a couple of lines too.
Artie said he's glad that Amy isn't a reality show star or anything. Robin told him that now she will be since he brought it up on the show. Howard joked that Mark Cronin had a call into her already.
Howard played another clip of Amy having an orgasm and she as sucking air in as she was breathing. Howard said that's really annoying. He did an impression of her doing that. He goofed on the noises that she and the other woman were making in the clip. Howard was wondering where you go when this porn career doesn't work out.
Howard said that his mom's phone sex was sexier than this clip. Howard played the prank call that the guys made using audio clips of him doing an impression of his mother having phone sex. In the clip Howard, as his mother, says that she's ''parting the hairs'' down there. He also keeps saying ''what?'' over and over in the call too.
Howard said that guy in the call is really at the bottom of the barrel. He said that he's even lower than Amy Fisher.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that bit may have been one of the best improv bits of all time. The caller told Artie to smoke weed and stop with the heroin because it's going to kill him. Artie thanked him for that.
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